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sapiosexual-musings:

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riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.
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pourthegoldenwaterson:

Growing up
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cheesyrogue: cheesyrogue: cheesyrogue: i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress people keep asking me for an update so i’m gonna have to start putting it in another room because my housecarl keeps messing it up (via the-fall-of-us)

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

people keep asking me for an update so

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i’m gonna have to start putting it in another room because my housecarl keeps messing it up

(via the-fall-of-us)

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